i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things
Yesssss. You’re free to take me if you know my favorite ships.
Whispers luscious imagery of Starfighter, Cecilos, Mavin, Thorki, Stridercest, Vantascest.
While your shyness is pretty innocent/adorable; you don’t need to feel nervous about it, hun. I’m hardly intimidating or threatening, especially with gushy stuff like that. I won’t bite your head off for coming to me about it.
I feel this strong, cursed need and urge to one day cosplay either genderbent Ariel or Megara at least once. Sighs deeply.
- All credit of these lovely genderbents goes to miyuki.
This is what I witness gazing at me as my roommate slumbers in the other bed.
- Boil water
- Pour boiling water over them
being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead