this man kills bloodthirsty monsters
this man stopped the apolocalypse
this man was important enough for God to have him dragged out of hell
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."
Isn’t it? It’s a great time to just open up and throw shame to the winds.
To anything? Well, there has been a few pretty faces that have caught my attention, only making me drown deeper in hormones. And photos of them being naughty sure to help when I want to get off.
Photos don’t always cut it and I’m not really one for videos/porn. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy them.. to waste time, but I usually end up critiquing it more than watch for enjoyment.
Thoughts are usually my sure fire way to get off. If someone said something or did something kinky, especially directly towards me, it almost always stays locked in my head. It’ll stay stamped there until a delicious new phrase/idea takes its place.. and I’ll get off each and every time until then.
And I’m almost always horny. It dies down at times, but there’s never really a point in time where I don’t think about it. Curse these hormones and being in the sexual prime of my life.
As for toys, of course I’ve used toys! I adore them. I have a small collection growing that I’m quite proud of, actually. And many of my friends know being I enjoy showing it off. ;3
Awh- well that’s a shame.
I do quite adore lovely smutty tidbits finding their way into my askbox. Especially random ones that turn into surprises.
Also, nothing like that make me uncomfortable in the slightest. I’m an open book when it comes to sex and anything sexual. In fact, I find dirty asks extremely hot.
Hehehe oh really now? I’m all for kissing. It’s one of my favorite past time. My only request is that cuddling and hair playing must ensue.
Whoa that caught me by surprise. Ack my cheeks are hot.
I’m gonna go curl under the blankets now. Thank you for being such a sweet person and I hope you have a great night.
sometimes i really want to explore abandoned places but then i remember that i sprint out of rooms after i turn the lights off